It is an irrefutable law of nature that wherever fun is being had, there is an equal and opposite amount of douchebag lawyer there to ruin it for everyone. Point in case: This 1974 letter from Akron attorney, Dale Cox, complaining about the very serious domestic terror threat of paper airplanes at Cleveland Browns games. Thankfully though, not all lawyers are facile jerkoffs, so desperate for the illusion of status and money that they'll forego any and all pleasure in life in order to obtain it. James Bailey, former General Counsel of the Cleveland Browns, is one such lawyer. Now bask in the light of his hilariously sarcastic glory.
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roadkill | 05/09/2012 flag
Mr Bailey has made a compelling case. The 2nd Clause, in the body of the document, is irrefutable evidence. It's a case that would stand up in any court.
(n.b. ... oh yeah, and Mr. Cox ought to find the a$$hole that keeps sending letters in his name.) -
Lisa | 05/07/2012 flag
totally see who, Kathryn? lol.
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Kathryn | 05/01/2012 flag
I could totally see you being the lawyer in the bottom letter.
