Prom means different things to different people. Some view it as an opportunity to cruise around town in a stretch Hummer like rappers from 1999 or bachelorette parties from New Jersey. Most view prom as an opportunity to have sex. Iowa high school student Rachel Bird, however, fits into neither of those categories. As you can see, Bird decided to attend prom with a cardboard cutout of a man who in real life has the sexual prowess of a piece of cardboard. Pathetic? Maybe. But unlike the rest of us, Rachel will probably remember her prom night for being something other than a bitter sexual disappointment.