When athletes are given hosting duties on Saturday Night Live, their stilted performances can sometimes sink the show faster than an Italian cruise ship (TOPICAL!). Thankfully, Eli Manning scored a touchdown in his SNL debut over the weekend by subverting his normally straight-laced demeanor and good-guy persona in this commercial parody, and while he couldn't quite match older brother Peyton's comedic chops throughout the episode, he at least earned himself a reprieve from future Manning family noogies.