So the Red Sox aren't off to the hottest of starts, ok. They're last in the American League East standings, fine. But c'mon, creepy male fans! Must you resort to aggravated bank robbery so soon? It's only May. Tell ya what, come September and the Sox are still in the cellar, feel free to go out and bomb a federal building. Any federal building. Take your pick! As long as we can get some sweet security cam pics of you in your BoSox gear committing the crime.