"My name's Serena Williams and I'm here to say, I love playing tennis almost every day. 
Well that's not true — I actually hate it, I don't go on dates I just masturbate it." 

Ok, so Serena's lyrical abilities are slightly better than what we imagined when we heard she had cut some hip-hop tracks at a recording studio owned by Baltimore Ravens offensive lineman Bryant McKinnie (RANDOM!), but only slightly better. There's a Missy Elliott quality to the flow and production that saves this cut from joining Ron Artest, Steve Francis, and Kobe Bryant at the bottom of the heap of rapping athletes, but she's a long way from attaining ShaqFu status.