When it comes to products that purport to make the average person run faster and jump higher despite the average person's embarrassing lack of athleticism and physical fitness, needless to say, bulls**t is what sells. But suppose for a minute that there were a brutally honest Don Draper out there just waiting to tell you the truth about the crap he was selling? What would that look like? Here are our best guesses.
Posted 6/13/12:
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rei | 07/30/2012 flag
funny except the fact you'll use 'The North Face' gear when you're climbing everest
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Perry | 07/19/2012 flag
I go to the gym regularly, and keep in shape. This shits funny. Only retards and douchebags will get bothered by this, since they are the only ones that use all this gear.
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Ron | 07/19/2012 flag
Funny as hell! Man some of you people really need to get a sense of humor if you can't laugh at this. I work out and play hard and there is still a lot of truth in this.
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The Antidouche | 06/19/2012 flag
What a douche bag! You are obviously someone who rarely gets off of the couch and out of the house, I mean, why else would a person be dissing on (mostly) top notch gear?
Have another family sized bag of Cheetos washed down with a 2 Liter jug of Dew, ya fekkin' loser! -
Karina | 06/11/2012 flag
"Without expensive douchebag clothing, how else are you supposed to keep up with the Jones'?"
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Alan | 06/06/2012 flag
Scraping the barrel a bit, aren't we?
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Mark | 06/06/2012 flag
Funny to the obese and the obese only.
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Rick the love muscle | 05/31/2012 flag
@Rick I fixed your comment for you. I'm some out of shape fat-ass loser that wishes he was smart enough to write this shit because I'm butt-hurt that I can't lose weight and that I act like a total fuck at the gym.
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Jeffrey | 05/28/2012 flag
so funny!
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nigga raff is funny | 05/25/2012 flag
shits funny
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Kyle | 05/23/2012 flag
Hey Rick, It's people like you who make people self-conscious about themselves and feel shamed out of going to the gym. You can continue to worship yourself and go to the gym solely to bless our eyes with the gift that is your body, but as the same time your can keep your bigoted views to yourself.
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Raff | 05/20/2012 flag
Yo Rick, you sound hot bro. Wanna hook up at the gym? I want to like, have a total fuck at the gym. You with me bro? Keep lifting.
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Rick | 05/15/2012 flag
I bet some out of shape fat-ass loser wrote this shit because he's butt-hurt that he can't lose weight and looks like a total fuck at the gym.
