Take a moment to process the fact that Steve Forbes nearly became President of the United States. Well ok, that might be a slight overstatement. He failed miserably in his attempts to secure the Republican nomations in 1996 and 2000. Time Magazine once called his campaign style a "comedy-club impression of what would happen if a mad scientist decided to construct a dork robot." But nevermind that, the man had a lot of money, and that's usually all it takes to be president nowadays. Steve Forbes still has a lot of money, which enabled him to purchase the rights to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon's Mets Bucket Hat Guy (Mets! Which brings us back to Sports! Which brings us back to Jockular!) to promote the new issue of Forbes Magazine. If you have 6 minutes and want to be completely blown away, watch this video. You'll like it, now.