The best thing about being a fan of athletic competition is that you yourself can be the most unathletic human being on the planet. The men in this list demonstate that notion full-tilt, to the hilt, while leaving very little to the imagination. We're all for sports fanaticism, and we're all in favor of a man's right to choose (how many meatball subs he consumes on a daily basis), but after viewing these photos, you'll agree with our stance that stadiums should start enforcing a "no shirt, man boobs, no service" regulation.