Whoever said print journalism is dead clearly doesn't read the Rayne Independent in Rayne, Louisiana. The editors there know how to keep their paper hip and relevant by giving their readers the unvarnished truth. It also helps to spice things up with words that aren't even safe for television. As you sit in your cube on this beautiful spring Friday, lazily clicking around the Internet and bullshitting your way through your last bit of work before the weekend, be thankful you don't have a reporter on your beat.