When organized sports associations aren't busy dolling out suspensions and federally prosecuting people who rebroadcast games without express written consent, they spend a healthy amount of time and money on building their brands. So, in a completely charitable effort to help them save that time and money, we've taken it upon ourselves to offer a few honest slogan suggestions.
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Cardioid | 07/10/2012 flag
@ranndino: I'm neither American nor a girl. But I guess you believe that only women are offended by sexist "humor"? I didn't think any of them were funny, actually, but the ones related to women's sports were particularly offensive if for no other reason than they are shamefully unoriginal. "Haha! Women are inferior athletes!" Yeah. Real cutting edge.
That said, I'm sure the women of the US will be relieved to know they are safe from your advances. -
Monty | 07/10/2012 flag
ranndino, I'm sure US women are very grateful for that. I'm not American, though, so you might want to stop dating all women, just to be safe.
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Mike | 07/09/2012 flag
Yeah, no crowds at MLS games. Especially not the 38,000 that regularly attend games in Seattle.
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Jack | 06/05/2012 flag
WNBA, the only "hard wood" some girls can get
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brittany | 05/24/2012 flag
Oh i found them all funny and i play basketball and so does my daughter...its kinda true though id rather watch kids play then wnba:/
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ranndino | 05/23/2012 flag
I've got a better tag line for the NFL:
2 hr 45 min of ads, 15 min of play -
ranndino | 05/23/2012 flag
Really? So you found all of them funny except the ones about women's sports? How typical. This is why I no longer have any interest in dating American girls.
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Cardioid | 05/23/2012 flag
Haha! Sexism is hilarious! Silly women, trying to be athletes.
If you're going to be offensive, at least try to be original. -
Monty | 05/22/2012 flag
Wow, seriously--the WNBA is almost better than watching your kids play? That's genuine, cutting-edge comedic writing; not lazy, misogynistic crap.
