Dude, planking was sooooo 2011. 

Baltimore is a city built on many traditions: crab cakes, murder, the Preakness, and getting blind drunk on the infield grass during the Preakness. That last tradition continued on Saturday during the 137th running of the historic second leg of horse racing's Triple Crown at Pimlico. The combination of triple-digit temperatures, no limits on alcohol allowance, and encouragement to binge drink from nothing less than a race-sponsored mythological creature make for the craziest party in sports, and as with every party, there are always a few folks who can't make it through to the end without an involuntary power nap. Check out this collection of kids who are probably just waking up today and wondering what they're doing on the Internet.
 

How I REALLY met your mother. 
 

Give-a-hoot, don't pass out and let people pollute on you. 
 

"Nah brah, I'm good, just doing some sideways face push-ups to keep the blood flowing."
 

Joke's on you, this dude is into guys pooping on his face while passed out.
 

He should be thankful he passed out before making it into the Port-O-Potty.
 

Human compost heap. Very green!
 

Hey, it beats what your perverted friends WANTED to put on your forehead. 
 

Lei-ing down for a bit. 
 

Aww, it's like the couples they found in Pompeii, minus the volcano and the sobriety.