You want the good news or the bad news first? Ok, let's just get the bad news out of the way: will.i.am's distraction did not result in him tripping over a displaced manhole cover, dropping the flame, and accidentally setting himself on fire. Now for the good news: not only were you not on the receiving end of whatever pointless text or tweet he was composing, but since NBC has now fulfilled their legal obligation to somehow feature the Black Eyed Peas in every major sporting even they air, we don't have to worry about seeing them perform during the Olympics themselves — provided, of course, that a "Dress Like Gay Robots from the Future" event hasn't been added to the Olympic program this year, in which case you will definitely see them again, taking home the gold.