If the Jockular staff tallied up the number of times we've been victims of a bad haircut, well, we'd probably quickly lose interest in such a stupid exercise. But suffice it to say, we've had more than our fair share. What's most astounding about the people pictured here is not that they asked for their unspeakably horrible haircuts, but that they were satisfied with the results, to the point where they had pictures taken and uploaded to the Internet to live FOREVER. The good news is, hair grows back. The bad news is, there is a brain-eating bacteria in San Antonio water supply causing Spurs fans to carve the faces of their favorite players into their scalps. CDC, do something before it spreads!