How to make it psychotically clear that you spend a lot of time lifting weights.
TATTOOS

Yep, it's everybody's favorite 2009 seventh-round NFL draft pick Lydon Murtha, currently holding onto his spot on the Miami Dolphins roster by one of his beard hairs. And it looks like he's put on some serious muscle this off-season, albeit in the form of colored ink. Who needs hours in the gym and rounds of painful steroid injections when you can sit for a tattoo that reportedly took nearly two full days and millions of tiny needle pricks to complete? Ya know, actually, we'd rather go to the gym. Or better yet, we'll just slap on George-Michael Bluth's muscle suit, thanks. 

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  • athewriter | 06/05/2012 flag

    That's gonna look really funny when he's old and/or fat and no longer is muscly!

  • Greg | 06/04/2012 flag

    Probably could have used some ink filling in that hair line too.

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