How to make it psychotically clear that you spend a lot of time lifting weights.
posted 06/04/2012

Yep, it's everybody's favorite 2009 seventh-round NFL draft pick Lydon Murtha, currently holding onto his spot on the Miami Dolphins roster by one of his beard hairs. And it looks like he's put on some serious muscle this off-season, albeit in the form of colored ink. Who needs hours in the gym and rounds of painful steroid injections when you can sit for a tattoo that reportedly took nearly two full days and millions of tiny needle pricks to complete? Ya know, actually, we'd rather go to the gym. Or better yet, we'll just slap on George-Michael Bluth's muscle suit, thanks.
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