We support a woman's right to choose "Weight Loss Tea."

With summer already upon us the time for getting in shape before swimsuit season has unfortunately run its course. But don't worry, thousands of Internet weight loss scammers are waiting to help turn your flab into fab in as little as a week! Sound too good to be true? Well, don't take their word for it. Just check out these completely non-misleading before and after pictures of clients who prove these systems work!  
 

If you see a difference between these two pictures, sorry, but it means you're racist. 
 

If the "Before & After" they're referring to is breathing, then technically this isn't false advertising. 

Just insert the word "College" next to "Before" and "After" and this becomes 100% truth in advertising.
 

Think these are two different people? SURPRISE! They're both Eddie Murphy playing a character.
 

Buy one liposuction, get one race change free!
 

Hey, maybe this isn't an ad for a weight loss but an ad for child abduction?