Evgeni Malkin and Paul Bissonette are hockey studs who are quite active on Twitter. As such, their preferred method of communication is the private DM. However, this particular exchange managed to go public, and boy are we glad it did, because otherwise we'd forever remain benighted to these sensitive Soviet secrets concerning the quality of Russian women. If Malkin is to be believed, and he's not purposefully floating misinformation to fool American intelligence, Russia is "best" at girls and worst at grammar.