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Sifting through what must be tens of kids' drawing submissions for their charity walk is apparently not an easy task for pharmaceutical maker Roche Laboratories. Either that or this Children's Walk is supposed to raise money for people who suffer from a disease that makes your penis grow to freakish sizes and turns your urine into plant fertilizer. If it is the latter, Roche shouldn't be trying to cure it; they should be trying to harness its power for use in their next experimental drug.