It seems like the Stanley Cup is adapting well to its new home in Hollywood, as evidenced by these photos taken at a Beacher's Madhouse party last night. As you can see, Stanley's Canadian charm is really going over well with some kind of Oompaloompa hockey team and a woman who looks like she elected to have the horribly worn teets of two dairy cows surgically attached to her chest. You know, typical L.A. stuff. By the way, heads up to whichever team wins the cup next year: We highly advise getting him tested for herpes.
Photo taken just before these bros threw Stanley on top of a pinball machine and had at it.
"Oompaloompa doopidy doo, I've got another roofie-laced drink for you."
In case you've never dropped acid, this is pretty much what it's like.