Whether you're aiming to round out your horrible black-face Halloween costume or just plain fancy looking like the property of another human being, the geniuses at Adidas would like you to know that now you can do both in style. Dubbed the "JS Roundhouse Mids," these throwbacks to an era that should decidedly never be thrown-back to will be available for purchase in August — provided, of course, that no civil rights groups challenge their existence on 13th Amendment grounds (that's the one that outlaws slavery). Oh well though, if Adidas can't sell the JS Mids at least they'll be able to use them to make sure their young factory workers are putting in enough hours.