Tonight, the Miami Heat and Oklahoma City Thunder square off in Game 4 of the NBA Finals in what's being called a must-win for the Thunder — as no team has come back from a 3-1 deficit in the championship series. But forget about that; it's a must-win because if the Thunder lose to the Heat again, this 6-year-old superfan will embark on a nationwide crying spree resulting in billions of dollars of flood damage.