Dave Barnett has been a baseball play-by-play man for decades, and last night night during the 8th inning of a ho-hum Rangers/Padres interleague contest, he just couldn't take it anymore. That, or he suffered a mini-stroke. Barnett is taking a leave from the booth for evaluation by neurologists. For baseball's sake, we hope they find a way to exacerabate his problem, because we'd tune into his broadcast every night to hear talk of botched robberies, henchmen, and mythical 5th bases. At least capitalize on the attention with a new team slogan: "Rangers Baseball: Where Josh Hamilton meets Dashiell Hammett!"