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Earlier today, Italy defeated England on penalty kicks to advance to the Euro 2012 semi-finals — and it wasn't for lack of trying on behalf of England's fans, who pulled out all the stops (and the cocks) to distract Italy's players. But had he done his homework, this English trouser-dropper would have known that to an Italian, the sight of naked genitalia triggers thoughts of 'bunga bunga,' which only serves to excite and increase testosterone and adrenaline levels. It's no doubt that surge of horomones is what put Team Italia over the edge in this contest. Enlarge the image and see if you can spot the melancholy member (which could use some enlarging itself, are we right ladies?).