Michael Phelps has spent the past 4 years training for the Olympics and trying to get us to forget that he got caught smoking weed. His latest training tactic is a risky one: shaving off his 70s porn star mustache, which is crazy because 70s porn stars were the best, and we can only assume it would translate to swimming. One thing we know for sure, someone be friends with Michael Phelps so he doesn't have to take pictures of himself.