Reason #3857 never to visit Florida.
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They say "no news is good news," but that seems especially true for news coming out of Florida. Point-in-case: A man watching a Marlins-Rays game yesterday was hit in the thigh by a stray bullet we can only imagne came from a gun being used in a fight about what kind of fake tanning was best: Spray or UV. Luckily the man's injuries were minor and he is expected to make a full recovery before his next and most likely fatal run-in with one of the many terrible people who live in Florida. 

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