After the NBA draft last night, Metta World Peace (aka Ron Artest) announced via Twitter (in a "blonde girl's voice") that he'd been traded and couldn't talk about it. So what did he do instead? Well, actually it's difficult to tell but it appears he decided to drop a ton of utterly demented and unhelpful clues that only lead us to one conclusion: Metta World Peace would be a horrible 20 questions partner. Here are some of our favorites:

That is not a good way to keep your job as a backup dancer.

Yea, go ahead, keep the fries. That's not KFC's strong suit anyway.

Most of us could get on board with this trade.

All of us could get on board with this trade.

Wow, it's like he's using Mad Libs to compose tweets. 

BATH SALTS YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!

Metta found a mirror and is now talking to his alter ego.
Poor mirror doesn't sound like it has a chance.

Hope his wife AND his girlfriend don't follow him on twitter.