Mahiedine Mekhissi-Benabbad, French star of track and endurance spelling, could have had a headline that read "Hairy Man Overcomes Wind Resistance To Win 3,000 Meter Steeplechase". But no, instead he went with "Hairy Man Overcomes Wind Resistance To Attack Innocent 14-Year-Old Girl Dressed As Some Sort Of Dental Floss Or Karate Marshmallow." And if that wasn't bad enough, it's rumored Mekhissi-Benabbad's attack intimidated the young girl so much that she's now telling people she "fell."