If you've been longing for a combination Law & Order/Basketball Wives reality show you'd never admit to watching, well, sorry, you're just going to have to settle for the hilarious real-life trial of Washington Redskin, Fred Davis, who is being sued by a woman — a "pimpette", according to Davis — who claims he threw a juice drink on her head in a club. Now, while it's not uncommon for a pro athlete to find himself in court, what promises to make this trial worth the price of admission is that Davis, a millionaire, has decided to defend himself. Is he a lawyer? No? did he go to law school? No. But he does contend that the charges are, "...made up and flagellant," which, while not making an ounce of sense, is exactly the fancy sounding kind of thing a lawyer would say. So he'll probably be fine.