"They're part of my swing now."
Let's hope this reporter's self-esteem improves because he obviously doesn't think people actually read his work. And while we're at it, congratulations to Andy Murray for finally pulling off the "it wasn't me, my shorts are weird!" excuse at a professional level and getting away with it. Finally, we applaud Adidas' lasting commitment to contain any size balls within their shorts, from human to tennis to Pele.