If you take as long to walk though England as the Olympic flame has, you're bound to be robbed by adorable orphans. We know they are orphans, of course, because they are small and British and terrific. You can tell they are the kind of urchins who will charm you while slicing open your pocket with a razor and stealing your wallet. Every person in this video found something missing five minutes later. On the other hand, who is carrying the Torch? England's top retired jogger? You would think an Olympic-level athlete would be able to keep Oliver and company off his tail.