Something tells us this isn't part of Michael Phelps' five-dollar footlong endorsement deal.

Who ever said that landlocked Nebraskans don't get excited about swimming? Clearly, they love it because Team USA decided to hold their swim trials there this year. Here's one Olympic fan from the flatlands who wants our boys (and girls) in Speedos to know that he's behind them...and in front of them...all the way. We choose to look on this as a demonstration of his raging enthusiasm, because the Olympics are pure, unspoiled sport; who wouldn't get a big felt one over that?