Sometimes you buy a shirt because it looks good on the model. Other times you buy a shirt because you know it can't look worse on you than it does on the model. These shirts seem to fit into the latter category, made out of cotton so flexible it stretches the meaning of the word "athletic." From what we can gather, these shirt maufacturers think it means 'doughy with a soul patch'. So congratulations, divorced dads: you're athletic!