Rhode Island School of Design — Scrotie
It's ok because they're "artists."
Mascots are an integral part of sports. Integral meaning, fun to watch trip and fall in their big, dumb costumes. Some schools have great mascots like the Fighting Irish and the Warriors, but some schools tried creativity over inspiration, and although we can appreciate the effort, they deserve to be mocked.
Scottsdale Community College - Fighting Artichokes
In case they weren't embarrassed enough by the fact they attend community college.
Evergreen State University - Fighting Geoducks
Oh, so a "Geoduck" is a half-vagina, half-uncircumsized-green-dick.
Whittier College - Johnny Poet
Nothing says "we will rock you" like a long, boring Emily Dickenson reading.
Delta State University — Fighting Okra
As long as we don't have to eat okra, it's fine.
Williams College — Purple Cows
No one has seen this mascot, because no one who goes to Williams College plays sports.
San Diego Chargers — Boltman
In fairness, Boltman tried to be less horrible by taking mascot steroids.
Stanford University — Evergreen
With the excessive amount of pot available in CA, there's no excuse for this lack of creatvity.
Dartmouth College - Keggy the Keg
This is what happens when you let freshman name your mascot.
University of North Carolina School of the Arts — Fighting Pickles
Formerly the Fighting Cucumbers. (GET IT? IT'S A STUPID JOKE! Like thier mascot!)