Golfer Kris Blanks missed the cutoff for the John Deere Classic by one stroke, but wanted to let us all know, including his wife, that it didn't really bother him. Blanks is the kind of guy that looks on the bright side, and his wife is the kind of girl that finds out she's having sex by her twitter feed. If he gets to have sex with his wife by not making the cut, imagine what happens when he actually wins something. Although since he's ranked 201st, the likelihood of that happening is about as good as Blanks' grammar.