The World Toe Wrestling Championships took place yesterday in Great Britain and everything about it seems gross and creepy. So why not take it to the next level by adding a weird Cthlutu/Gladiator mask? That's exactly what last year's champion, Paul “Predatoe” Beech, did. Unfortunately for the Predatoe, his strategy didn't work and he lost. But don't worry, his daughter, Becca "Thankfully Doesn't Have A Nickname Yet" Beech, won the women's championship. Good thing she did, it's almost like the family could have lost some of their dignity.