File under "Tattoos you'll regret in 40 lbs instead of 40 years."

We come not to mock rednecks, but to praise them. Most Americans are too concerned about looking "decent" or "sane" to really show the kind of raw animal enthusiam one needs to truly enjoy sport. Not so the noble citizens of White Trashistan, a country that exists in the mind, but also on the gut and lower back areas. While NASCAR is a huge part of this 'culture', White Trashistanis can be found at any sporting event, from singing all the words to a monster truck's theme song in the South to cheering a football player's career-ending injury in Philadelphia. If you don't know whether you belong to this spiritual nation of half-naked, mostly-naked, all-drunk talking sunburns, check out these examples of the best of the best.
 

Those men are actually the boys' future selves travelling back in time to say 'keep it up!'
 

Dale Earnhardt, Jr.'s real tire flew off the track and hit me in the face! I'm so lucky!
 

This is where Disney/Pixar got the idea to make 'Cars' a terrible movie.
 

Even if it wasn't written everywhere, this picture screams Alabama. 
 

Joke's on you asshole, our mom is already named Easy!
 

Any redneck list without this guy is like a music list without the Beatles. Classic.
 

A Yellow-Mulleted Cousin F**ker: the state bird of Florida.
 

Tattoos of Troy Aikman murding Giants players are exactly what the First Amendment is for.
 

Dale Earnhardt always said his memorial should have no less than two Tazmanian Devils.



Boston. The birthplace of shitty America.



Embarassment flames; like stink lines, except they last forever.



This is why #20 is retired from every sport ever.