Park accidentally prohibits patrons from performing the most depraved sexual act imaginable.
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Tags: Park, Dogs, Sex

Yes, but can your dog can have sex with you? We've asked the park, but for some reason they haven't responded to our email titled, "Can my dog do me from behind?" So, for now, please only bring your dog to this park to flirt and maybe pet heavily, but save the sex for home.

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