"I am not displeased. Not displeased at all."
Conservatives like to paint the Commander in Chief as a "Chicago gangster" at any chance they get, but they'll probably steer clear of this video of Obama looking like the literal boss that he is. By the way he's watching Team USA, you would think he had trained them himself from orphans, or at least won them in a high-stakes poker game. He looks more like Mark Cuban than a Cuban Marxist, so maybe this should be his new campaign poster. We have no idea which candidate is better on the "real issues", but if we were Mitt Romney we'd be rushing out a video of Mitt looking badass at a yachting regatta pronto.