Ochocinco is either envisioning the world's slowest strobe light or he's the world's fastest humper. Either way, someone should contact the marketing group for The Clapper because Chad Ochocinco may have just provided them with an idea for the best informercial/porno ever made. Oh, and will someone pleace convey our congrats or condolences to Chad's wife's vagina, whichever is more appropriate.