Yeah that's right. I wanna put my wee wee in a girl like my mommy.

As much as teasing Tebow about loving his mom tickles our evil bone, we have to admit that Tim is a media genius. What do you do when you desperately want to date a girl who acts like she shares your chromosomes but you are already famous for being a dorky refugee from Pleasantville? Leave it to the beaverless Tebow to wait until the day Penn State gets the worse-than-death sentence to come clean about the kind woman he wants to snuggle. As he was quoted in SheKnows:

"I have been so blessed with having great role models around me, number one my mom (Pam) and two great sisters (Katie and Christy)," said Tim. "It's hard for a lot of girls to measure up."

"My favorite thing to do is hang out with close friends and family and laugh," said Tim. "We play games all the time: Catch Phrase, Taboo, Mafia. We stayed up the other night until like three in the morning just laughing."

Well, that's officially so wholesome that every word we add to this article just damns our soul. If you think you can measure up to Pam Tebow and her late-night family game time antics, send your photo and info to jockular.com so we can hang it up as proof that nice girls like you exist. Jeez, we're awful.