Japan rocking its high school production of the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat uniforms.
The Olympics are supposed to be a time for nations to come together and share in healthy competition. Unfortunately they are also a time for nations to embarrass themselves in front of millions of people by dressing athletes up in outfits so terrible that one can only assume they are a joke. Here are the best tweleve we had time to Google.
Australia figures out how to make atheltes in peak physical condition look like your chubby stepdad.
The Italian women are actually all on their way to audition for Working GIrl.
Team USA finds a way to make students studying abroad not the most embarrassing foreign US presence.
Hungary figured out that nothing says, "fierce competitors" like "going to a garden party."
After New Zealand finishes marching, they'll be happy to tell you what tonight's specials are.
Finally something to feel superior to the French about just as they feel superior to us about everything.
Belize trying to convince us that Panama Jack is not from Panama.
Slovakia figured out how to make a fedora look even douchier: add a scarf!
Gay Communism at last!