Pip, pip. Cheerio. Spirit of humanity burning bright. Quite. Yes. Hmmm.

No one has ever captured the exact energy of the entire world like this woman droning into a microphone has in London. She's funny, she's witty, but most of all, she is bored out of her British mind. Too bad this isn't an Olympic sport though as the Brits might finally have a chance to win a gold medal at their home Games. We recommend watching the whole thing and letting her really enter your mind like a meditation tape. Soon, you will be able to look at all of life's boring indignities with the same droll dignity of this wonderful Olympic staffer.