London really stretched its resources to accomodate everyone into their Olympics.

The Olympic Rings. They symbolize so much: pure competition, peace between all nations, human perfection, NBC tape delays. They serve another important purpose as well: demonstrating how beautifully stupid most people are when they try to take part in something reserved for the talented. Here are some of the lesser attempts of the unwashed mass of human mediocrity to glom on to the smallest part of Olympic glory:

This man holds the world record for being hit by buses on purpose.

It's like a pizza from a porn starring a man with an Olympic record sized schlong!

Sadly, this woman was killed in a terribly-predictable door accident.

 
Star Wars' lesser-known heroine, Princess Lamea.

Bet you didn't know that the blue ring represented saturated fat.

Condoms pierced by other condoms, perfect for creating future Olympians!

Let's be generous and say that the bakery was just trying to avoid copyright infringement.

Better than the Olympics. 20% better, to be exact.

This is as close as the kid who made this will ever get to greatness, Olympic or otherwise.