This means it's a draw right?

In ancient times, the Greeks competed in the Olympics naked. This is because they weren't fooling themselves about how incredibly sexual having thousands of the most in-shape people on the planet rubbing and jiggling and grunting and thrusting their bodies around willy-nilly really is. Fortunately, we here at Jockular are not fooling ourselves either. That's why we blog completely in the nude, just as the ancient nerds did in their basements. Here are some of the best moments of recent Olympic history when the truly sensual nature of the Games broke through our modern corporate-Puritan shame filters.
 

You can tell this isn't a Japanese broadcast because if it were that grope would be pixelated.
 

Male butt sex and wrestling: the original chicken vs. egg question.
 

Not only is this a Taekwondo move but it's also a move in the Kama Sutra.
 

Matt Lauer, holding up what we'll someday come to know as "Exhibit A."
 

And that's the boner he got after just winning a bronze!
 

This Olympics broadcast is rated TV-MA. Viewer discrection advised.
 

Weiner notwithstanding, he's the least gay looking guy to ever don a matatdor jacket.
 

A "surprise" upset, to say the least. 
 

"Dude, should I be worried too?"