Olympians will pay any price for a little extra boost of speed.
 

We all remember The Dream Cream.
 

Why are all those feet going away?
 

This is what is referred to as 'the ecstasy of sport'.
 

To be fair, no one has ever managed to photograph that ass at rest before.
 

Relax. He's her cooch. I mean cooch. I mean coach. Crap. Not cool, bro.
 

He may not be an athlete, but he definitely deserves a medal.
 

"ARE YOU NOT SATISFIED?"
 

He should have picked 'truth.' Also, what is the guy in the back right corner doing?
 

It's all part of tradition. Some ancient events (L to R): Pole-diddling, gimp-masking, hand-balling.