So it's not, "a stupid sport that's so easy I could do it" now is it, Frank?
America. We're behind the industrialized world in education, fitness, health care, and use of Nutella. The one place we're still #1? Self-esteem. Nothing can ever convince an American that they are not the best in the world. Not Germans, not facts, not declining life expectancies, and certainly not a mirror. We are the best, and we have the case full of Participation trophies to prove it. Here are some of the most proudly delusional Americans on the Internet, which we invented by the way. The best of the best. Which is hard, since they are all the best. Like us. We're the best.
At least she can't fall off and break her neck. The same is not true for the horse.
Someone gave this guy the wrong steroids.
It's supposed to be testosterone, not estrogen and cookies.
Not quite Olympic caliber, but there are more people watching than in London.
This is actually Michael Phelps, two-months after the Olmypics.
Someone forgot to clarify that it's a combination of running and hurdling not running and diving.
With age comes wisdom, but apparently not a black belt.
Good form, just a little off on timing.
The guy in the background should get a gold medal for not laughing in his face.
Ma least he doesn't have to worry about getting his girlfriend pregnant.
Even if this means their Olympic dreams are over, it's still so hard to feel bad for rich people.