Trampoline
So it's not, "a stupid sport that's so easy I could do it" now is it, Frank?

America. We're behind the industrialized world in education, fitness, health care, and use of Nutella. The one place we're still #1? Self-esteem. Nothing can ever convince an American that they are not the best in the world. Not Germans, not facts, not declining life expectancies, and certainly not a mirror. We are the best, and we have the case full of Participation trophies to prove it. Here are some of the most proudly delusional Americans on the Internet, which we invented by the way. The best of the best. Which is hard, since they are all the best. Like us. We're the best.
 

Equestrian
At least she can't fall off and break her neck. The same is not true for the horse.
 

Cycling
Someone gave this guy the wrong steroids.
It's supposed to be testosterone, not estrogen and cookies.
 

Fencing
Not quite Olympic caliber, but there are more people watching than in London.
 

Swimming
This is actually Michael Phelps, two-months after the Olmypics.



Steeple Chase
Someone forgot to clarify that it's a combination of running and hurdling not running and diving.
 

Taekwondo
With age comes wisdom, but apparently not a black belt.
 

Volleyball
Good form, just a little off on timing.
The guy in the background should get a gold medal for not laughing in his face.
 

Pole Vault
Ma least he doesn't have to worry about getting his girlfriend pregnant.
 

Sailing
Even if this means their Olympic dreams are over, it's still so hard to feel bad for rich people.