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The badminton world is still reeling from the unprecedented match-throwing incident at the London Olympics, in which 8 players from the Chinese, South Korean and Indonesian teams were disqualified for intentionally sucking in order to get an easier match in the next round. But you don't need to worry about having to waste time and energy sucking with the new, official, E-Z-Lose Official Badminton Racquet. Finally, a badminton racquet that lets you give up any point without all the hassle of using your years of training to aim shots at the net and ground. Grab onto the low-down, dirty, cheating Olympic spirit with this wonderful new invention.