"We pounded a lot of men tonight to defend heterosexual marriage and also the title."
God. Marriage. Gays. What do these things have to do with OK chicken sandwiches? Absolutely nothing, but neither does college football, and that didn't stop Chick-fil-A from taking over the Peach Bowl in 1998 and renaming it after themselves. With each passing day, the man who must have been teased relentlessly as a boy for being named Cathy seems to insert himself into more and more arenas of public discussion. With the college Chick-fil-A Bowl just around the corner, we can only imagine what cultural demands he will make of the teams. Will all the players have to sign a "Chick-Filler" pledge to prove they like ladies? Will they have to marry the girls they were offered on their recruiting tours? That seems like the Christian thing to do. We wish Mr. Cathy all the luck with figuring out how he fits in the 21st century, and we hope he fares better than most chickens who stick their necks out.