This year, Olympic commercials have really hammered home the point that moms are the best. In Ryan Lochte's case, moms are the coolest and totally down with him being DTF. Here's what Mom Lochte had to tell Today.com and what we think she might have really meant:

“He goes out on one-night stands.”
- He goes out on a lot of first dates.

“He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”
- He loves me and swimming. That's it.

“He’s unique, loving, and he challenges himself all the time.”
- If he wasn't my son, I would go on a one-night stand with him.

It's kind of hard to tell your mom to stop saying creepy stuff in an interview when she is the one that birthed and raised you. But seriously, stop saying creepy stuff in your interviews.