No, Mr. Henderson. It is we who have lost.

Olympians have to train their bodies to be the most perfect in their field in order to compete. Normally, we say "bravo" to these fine phsyical specimens. But, to Robert Forstemann, the set of legs on the right (which are hopefully attached to a head and are not just a set of sentient quadriceps, although we can't rule that out) we can only say "Oh dear god, stop. Stop now and consider what you are doing to yourself and your loved ones." Our sympathies go out to all the women he has ever been with, and we are pulling for their eventual recovery. As for the legs on the left, Mr. Griepel, we can only encourage him to visit the beach to even out his bike-shorts tan. Finally, to Mr. Henderson, the New Zealand cyclist who posted this: we hope your psychotherapy bills aren't too extensive.