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Many people were impressed that Tyler Clary was able to use the NBC tape delay to live-tweet his gold-medal race against Ryan Lochte, but unfortunately many people were unimpressed that it was Tyler Clary. We decided to give the people what they really wanted by imagining what it would look like if Phelps and Lochte were able to actually live-tweet (no tape delay) their epic face-off in the 200m Individual Medley last night. We think this is the most accurate look into either of their heads that has ever been accomplished.